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How about an english thread ?


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dartyduck

Vold a écrit :

This is an English thread,damn it :fou:
[:vold]


i was at work, i didn't care. sorry.

Vue résumée de la discussion

dartyduck

Figatelu a écrit :

It's really fantastic west ! So don't know death rise in the storm to yellow letter box killed for the switch clock.

Never the world goes to the mystic juice she's love you yé yé yé...

(C'est l'ouest vraiment fantastique! Ne savez pas donc d'augmentation mortelle dans la tempête à la boîte de lettre jaune tuée pour l'horloge de changement. Jamais le monde ne va au jus mystique elle est l'amour vous yé yé yé...=


traduction tres tres approximative [:le kneu]
surtout le "elle est l'amour vous" [:rofl]

Figatelu

It's really fantastic west ! So don't know death rise in the storm to yellow letter box killed for the switch clock.

 

Never the world goes to the mystic juice she's love you yé yé yé...

           


(C'est l'ouest vraiment fantastique! Ne savez pas donc d'augmentation mortelle dans la tempête à la boîte de lettre jaune tuée pour l'horloge de changement. Jamais le monde ne va au jus mystique elle est l'amour vous yé yé yé...=

MagicVitalic

L.Y.C ? :o





/Like Your Cock :o

dartyduck

nounoursfred06 a écrit :

Can you speak french please ? :o


you did not read the title of this topic :o
i lost the flag for this topic :mmmfff:

Figatelu

 


[flash=420,336]http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k4P3LhON4u1VdyegHY&related=1[/flash]

nounoursfred06

Can you speak french please ? :o

DPezza

[:lol2] a bit understandable, but not so much :o

Figatelu

AIlau !

Maille naime ise figa. ayame spique english wif iou quand you voulez...

DPezza


So I :aha:

the_k586

i lol'd

Figatelu

Want's again in the night.

Blackmemba

Thought I'd bump this thread from the death [:coolrod]

fanfanyeovil

VolkNeunElf a écrit :

(yeah a sick f***er :sol: )


well how do you know if you never tried ? :o (or maybe you did and you didn't like ? [:chris28:7])


Who d'you think I am ? Obviously I tried ! :o Defenitly not my cup of tea... Except in a threesome it's funny... But just a bloke alone... Noway dude!

VolkNeunElf

dartyduck a écrit :

shut up kids :o
the only one star here is... me :sol:
god of noobland, above brakmoule :o

no, just god of bland :o [:hollytiger]

dartyduck

shut up kids :o
the only one star here is... me :sol:

VolkNeunElf

Ducktale a écrit :

Well, don't stop dreaming and hope !

no I'll wake up :o I'm not gay enough to be promoted :(

Ducktale

VolkNeunElf a écrit :

a real star (like me :o) should be a modo admin superadmin :mmmfff:


Well, don't stop dreaming and hope !

VolkNeunElf

a real star (like me :o) should be a modo admin superadmin :mmmfff:

Ducktale

the ones who do not post here ;)

VolkNeunElf

but if everyone's a star, then no one's a star :mmmfff:

Ducktale

Whoever posts on Tom's deserves to be a star :d

VolkNeunElf

Ducktale a écrit :

coming back from the darkness to the spotlights ?

the spotlights ? I never knew I was a celebrity (but i'm not surprised :sol:)

/modesty is ecstasy

Ducktale

coming back from the darkness to the spotlights ?

VolkNeunElf

fanfanyeovil a écrit :

and certainly not a b/f, you f***er...

(yeah a sick f***er :sol: )


well how do you know if you never tried ? :o (or maybe you did and you didn't like ? [:chris28:7])

Vold

VolkNeunElf a écrit :



you can talk freely, we'll listen [:labbaipierre:1] [:theabbotpeter]


I won't [:omforever2]

fanfanyeovil

VolkNeunElf a écrit :

:o you seem desperate to talk about your g/f in almost every post -
are you trying to convince yourself of something ?
is there something wrong ?
do you need more than a g/f ? (a harem ? or a b/f maybe ? [:bitman] [:dickman] )
is it something else ? [:chris28:7]

you can talk freely, we'll listen [:labbaipierre:1] [:theabbotpeter]


No, I just talk about her because she is English... And, I think for the very time of my whole life I'm in love... Possibly, I need another g/f (her sister, why not?:o) and certainly not a b/f, you f***er...

VolkNeunElf

Storos a écrit :

I really don't have anything interresting to say, but it seems that if you read this thread, you need to post something... :/

I wonder what would happen if I was not to do it...

if you disobeyed the rules, then this thread would self-destruct - and take you along with it :fou: :o [:djoce]

VolkNeunElf

fanfanyeovil a écrit :

well good news everyone (espacially for me), I plan to get an house in the deep countryside of Somerset with my gorgeous girlfriend...

:o you seem desperate to talk about your g/f in almost every post -
are you trying to convince yourself of something ?
is there something wrong ?
do you need more than a g/f ? (a harem ? or a b/f maybe ? [:bitman] [:dickman] )
is it something else ? [:chris28:7]

 

you can talk freely, we'll listen [:labbaipierre:1] [:theabbotpeter:1]

dartyduck

thx, we'll see :jap:

fanfanyeovil

ya kna, the Somerset county is not that near from London... 'bout two hundred fifty miles... but still okay 'f'you wanna come along with ya family...

dartyduck

fanfanyeovil a écrit :

well good news everyone (espacially for me), I plan to get an house in the deep countryside of Somerset with my gorgeous girlfriend... It gonna happen about June or something... So if any of you wanna come along let me know about it... Allright gals & guys ?


don't need to say twice, my "wife" and i feel like discover london and around :D

fanfanyeovil

well good news everyone (espacially for me), I plan to get an house in the deep countryside of Somerset with my gorgeous girlfriend... It gonna happen about June or something... So if any of you wanna come along let me know about it... Allright gals & guys ?

Dafen@IDN

what about the Welsh Gran Slam wich is coming is the 2008 6 nations tournament ?

the last match for the red dragons is France/Wales

so, will there be a Welsh Gran Slam ?

Storos

I really don't have anything interresting to say, but it seems that if you read this thread, you need to post something... :/

I wonder what would happen if I was not to do it... Meaby my teeth would fall out and my dog would die (if I had one) :D

"I am a team player: I don't break the chain" (which incidentally make me a member of the ever-growing team of the spineless web users :P)


dartyduck

you'll be unlucky for 10 years and your girlfriend will leave you for a youger guy :o

DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN !!!!!!!

:o

fanfanyeovil

This the last text message I recieved:

Citation :

Forward this message to 10 people...
And you will get

Spoiler :

FUCK ALL!
THAT'SRIGHT, FUCK ALL!
WON'T GET GOOD LUCK OR A NICE SURPRISE. JUST FUCK ALL!


It's true... It works... I sent it on & I got

Spoiler :

FUCK ALL

.
Don't break the chain!

VolkNeunElf

not exams, but heu, [frenchie] concours [/frenchie], to enter civil service (there's no equivalent of a "concours de la fonction publique" outside France, so no exact translation -)
just a post as a computer technician
only 5 vacancies though (at most) so you gotta be f***ing lucky to get through :mad:

Caabale

What are the exams for?

VolkNeunElf

Caabale a écrit :

Hey big boy, where were you gone?

[:xam] :whistle:

no, too easy :o



I was preparing...competitive exams (still am :o :bounce: )

Caabale

Hey big boy, where were you gone?

VolkNeunElf

eeey my thread's grown [:jirotoh:3]

fanfanyeovil a écrit :

SHAG POWA this morning !!!
WANK POWA tonight !!!
/my sexual life...

you speak like someone who can't have enough :o

maybe you need a 2nd mistress :o

fanfanyeovil

SHAG POWA this morning !!!
WANK POWA tonight !!!
/my sexual life...

dartyduck

[flash=425,355]http://www.youtube.com/v/axDyUNWyuw8&rel=1[/flash]

Vold

"Casse-toi,sale con".That's what Sarkozy said to a guy at the salon de l'agriculture [:rofl]
Apparently you can see the video on the Net.I for one can't as my Flash Player fucked up :o
I saw it on the news,though [:omforever2]
EDIT:check it out: http://fr.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080 [...] c1e_2.html [:rofl]

Vold

Holy fuck,maybe Hillary Clinton will give up :lol:

dartyduck

Vold a écrit :

This is an English thread,damn it :fou:
[:vold]


i was at work, i didn't care. sorry.

Vold

dartyduck a écrit :

ah voui, surement :D


This is an English thread,damn it :fou:
[:vold]

Vold

dartyduck a écrit :

good, you're not too much ambitious :o


I don't see her anymore.Talk about bad luck [:vold:1]

dartyduck

ah voui, surement :D

sooz1011

"tongue" :o

dartyduck

probably :whistle:

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